What do people even talk about on dates
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
jus say dat then
if i call you ‘bud’ don’t take it as short for ‘buddy.’ i’m calling you a flower bud.
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
I feel like Leonidas at the end of 300 right now
that’s how yo momma felt ;)
don’t talk bout my moms when you look like this.
nigga you look like black shrek
this is madness
low key i’d be down for a 4 some with chris, rhyse, and zach
3 bottoms at my disposal
what would a bottom even do if he had 3 other bottoms??
turn a stool upside down and all have a seat?
Hemp is a Sensible, Sustainable, Highly-Industrializable Plant
We should utilize it. Hemp could solve many problems.
END PROHIBITION. It is NOT just about smoking.
And you forgot a big one: it is excellent at trapping carbon! Plants pull the carbon dioxide out of the air, turn the carbons into other compounds and release the oxygen, thus cooling the planet.
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
a very beautiful trashcan
make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang
Yea I eat ass
when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second