fuckyeahpooping:

What do people even talk about on dates

nwtsboy:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

jus say dat then

battybatty:

if i call you ‘bud’ don’t take it as short for ‘buddy.’ i’m calling you a flower bud.

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

coonami:

asap-rock-lee:

coonami:

haitianstreetpharmacists:

coonami:

I feel like Leonidas at the end of 300 right now

that’s how yo momma felt ;)

don’t talk bout my moms when you look like this. 

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nigga you look like black shrek

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this is madness

assgod:

cokeflow:

low key i’d be down for a 4 some with chris, rhyse, and zach

3 bottoms at my disposal 

what would a bottom even do if he had 3 other bottoms??
turn a stool upside down and all have a seat?

Oh jeez

swordofomens:

surfer-rosa3:

carlboygenius:

Hemp is a Sensible, Sustainable, Highly-Industrializable Plant

We should utilize it. Hemp could solve many problems.

END PROHIBITION. It is NOT just about smoking.

YEP.

And you forgot a big one: it is excellent at trapping carbon! Plants pull the carbon dioxide out of the air, turn the carbons into other compounds and release the oxygen, thus cooling the planet.

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

fregg:

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

a very beautiful trashcan

make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang 

dumboner:

Yea I eat ass

dumboner:

Yea I eat ass

warumonzaemon:

when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second

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